Like a monkey at a zoo caught playing with himself.

Home truths served up by Dan Hannan in reply to Brown’s address to the European Parliament.

"All the time Gordon just squirmed in his seat pretending not to be bothered. Gordon was reduced to grinning like a monkey at a zoo caught playing with himself."

http://order-order.com/2009/03/24/hannan-tells-gordon-he-is-pathologically-incapable/

I have to keep going back and watching it again.